March 3, 2009

An Omaha, Nebraska, man has been charged with animal cruelty after stuffing his 6-month-old kitten into a smoke-filled homemade bong made out of a plastic box and garden hose!!!

20-year-old stoner Acea Schomaker claimed the helpless kitten was “hyper” and he was “trying to calm her down.”

The sergeant who rescued the stoned kitty described her as “just dazed.” “She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society.”


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